Since far too often we only publicly say nice things about people when they are dead I’ve decided to randomly pick a Facebook friend every day and say something nice about them.
May 14, 2019
Today’s person: Zachary Barton!
I main thing I hate about Zachary is that she moved away. Her and her damn husband, Michael Oosterom. Both of them just up and fucking left San Francisco after we finally cast them in shows at the Mime Troupe. I finally got to work with both of the then they took their comedic brilliance to fucking Los Fucking Angeles. LOS FUCKING ANGELES!
But let’s focus on Zachary. Fuck. Not many snap-crackly, brave and brazen, hang it all out there and make you laugh or cry actors like her. I think the first time I met her was in a commercial acting class. That first day all we had to do was introduce ourselves on camera, and she was so dangerously adorable, like the most fun person to ride a rickety carny rollercoaster with. First time I heard a Texas drawl that I actually thought was plesant. And if you saw her show “One Scary Woman” you know that no one can stand topless on a stage and defiantly lock everyone’s eyes on hers. I saw the show in a small theatre and I have no idea what her boobs look like.
She was good and solid and funny and smart and LOS FUCKING ANGELES! Velina and I actually went down to Los Fucking Angeles to attend her wedding to Michael because, well, they were a couple of actors. Not enough acting couples.
But Zachary seems to be doing well in Los Fucking Actor Sucking Angeles, so fine. Thanks for ruining rollercoasters for me.